JUST HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU WORK?
I admit, there are days when I am not the sharpest crayon in the box (shut up!) but I have had accounts with you for several year now and I am still clueless. I have a whopping 6 followers between these accounts (we do not approve p/orn or I might have more) and none of them tweet me. I have researched this phenomenon of #, @, RT and some other crap that I’m not sure what it means and still… nothing. I finally deleted you off my phone because you were just taking up space I could use for Word with Friends. Now I keep a window open on the computer so I can watch my teenage niece have turf wars with her teenage friends and celebrities lament the paparazzi’s mistreatment of their personal space.
I tried to say this in 140 words or less but as usual I
What, nothing for us this week?
Don’t worry, you’ll get your shit-load of
responsibility laid at your sorry-assed feet.
There’s always next time you evil bastages.