Dear Computer Guy in the Sky


My computer is dying a slow, miserable death. Wheezing and gasping… shutting down at odd times, locking up pretty consistently.

Last week I lost over 10,000 words of a short story when it rebooted back to a previous reincarnation of itself.

I cried that day.

Can you like, wave your magik wand and make this go away or something? Maybe send me a winning lottery ticket so I can get a new computer that meets my needs?

I have them you know… needs.

Just, give a girl a little something-something…